Funny comparison quotes (some bad language)

FUNNY COMPARISON SAYINGS

Denver was a cool cat, but young...so he could be a bigger prick than a cactus.
-Six months, Dannika Dark

His foot became a cinderblock on the gas pedal.
Shifters After Dark, Dannika Dark

Quotes on Being Polite

 

Quotes on Being Polite

I realized that I run across great quotes and sayings every day.  One day, I decided to start writing them down.  So, here they will be planted and set to grow. I hope you help me water them by coming back often, by enjoying them and letting me know if you come across something too...or whether they have inspired you in some way... 

 

The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively but says nothing.
-Henry Stanley Haskins, Meditations on Wall Street, 1940

October 14, 2014
No one likes to be interrupted, but everyone likes to be heard.
-Margaret Shepard, The Art of Civilized Conversation

Self-Acceptance, You're Ok Quotes

Self-Acceptance

“Tears are not just for children. My mother once told me that a soul is a river and that the spirits give us teardrops when we have converged with another life. We overflow with them because our spirits become wider and deeper than before. Those who lack love or compassion will not be given the gift of tears.”
-Four Days, Dannika Dark

Some people want the simple and the ordinary and the quiet.  It doesn't make those who want the complicated and extraordinary and the exciting greedy or selfish.  Wanting's wanting, whatever the dream.
 -Nora Roberts, Heart of the Sea

Overconfidence Quotes

 Overconfidence Quotes

If you think you understand everything that is going on, you are hopelessly confused.
 -Walter Mondale

Get Confident

Confidence

 Sometimes confidence is about faking it until you make it.


We don't need an army.  We just need to convince everyone that we have one."
 -Brandon Sanderson, Infinity Blade Redemption

Life Quotes

 LIFE QUOTES

The race is not always to the swift. (I like this short and sweet version about the Tortoise and Hare story)
-Aesops Fables for Children, The Hare and the Tortoise

Life is interesting, even though you know what's coming, it still surprises you.
-Mamijammi.blogspot.com original

Wisdom/Life/Choices, sayings words to live by, quotes

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 I realized that I run across great quotes and sayings every day.  One day, I decided to start writing them down.  So, here they will be planted and set to grow. I hope you help me water them by coming back often, by enjoying them and letting me know if you come across something too...or whether they have inspired you in some way... 

 

 Wisdom/Choices

Only trees are rooted in land, and there they stay. You should know this, great oak. But a man whose heart is rooted in family finds a home wherever his pack is, and he is truly the free man.”
-Four Days, Dannika Dark

“Tears are not just for children. My mother once told me that a soul is a river and that the spirits give us teardrops when we have converged with another life. We overflow with them because our spirits become wider and deeper than before. Those who lack love or compassion will not be given the gift of tears.”

-Four Days, Dannika Dark

No one likes to be interrupted, but everyone likes to be heard.
-Margaret Shepard, The Art of Civilized Conversation


When you forget what you have for what you've lost, grieving's an indulgence
 -Nora Roberts, Heart of the Sea


Act in hast and repent at leisure - and often in pain.
-Aesops Fables for Children, The Dog and the Oyster

Words have magic.  Spells and curses.  Some of them, the best of them, once said change everything.

-Nora Roberts, Jewels of the Sun

A single choice can build destinies or destroy them.  Choose well.
-Nora Roberts, Jewels of the Sun